When I decided that I was going to keep a blog and not the other way round I realised that it needed a name, to give it an identity.
I had already made up my mind that I would follow no set pattern, neither in subject matter nor in frequency – I would add things as and when either time allowed or the mood took me and thus a title presented itself. One that allows me the freedom to keep this fledgling blog untethered from anyone particular subject or category.

Saturday 28 August 2010

Memories of Metal

(this was going to be just a comment in reply to a post by "Happy Frog and I" but I fear it will be even longer than usual once I hit my stride so I'll make it a post in its own right)

First a quick thank you to the brains behind Happy Frog and I for the plug.  Also I loved your most recent post, that on Heavy Metal. Very evocative. In many ways those memories could have been mine. Save for the bit about jewelry and fake tattoos and being rescued although I know similar things happened to several friends.

I remember being in just such a group at school, there were as I recall several factions, most notably the 'metals' and the 'indies'. Aside from that were no doubt goths and devotees of other musical genres and then there were the 'popular' people who were probably guided musically by radio 1 and TOTP.

It was the Indies and the Metals in particular that fought over the common room stereo and once won, would guard their prize fiercely. We thought we were unique and different, but my guess is the same thing was going on up and down the country and no doubt in other lands where Metal was king - however unlike the Germans we had little or no time for the Scorpions. In fact the guess has proved to be just so as Happy frog and I so eloquently attest

I recall that an encyclopedic knowledge of bands, their members and their origins was almost obligatory...This was at a time when Jason Newsted had just filled the gap in Metallica left by the late great Cliff Burton and opinion was very much still divided on the matter.
Somewhere from back in the dark and dusty recesses of my memory comes the image of a center spread from Metal Hammer Magazine, which although I cannot remember its title, was a Heavy Metal 'family tree' beginning with likes of Sabbath and Zeppelin and showing the lineage - bands influenced by and directly descended from. It was at the time more important than the A-levels, AS levels, or GCSE retakes that my comrades and I should have been devoting our time to. To this day I still remember more of the time spent in the common room than the class room. Whether this is a good thing or not is something I cannot possibly comment on, although I do occasionally wear a Metallica or Led Zep t-shirt to work (one of the blessings of being in a creative profession I guess)

I can recall, still, with a wry smile when Appetite For Destruction came out the headmaster mistakenly banned the playing of The Stone Roses, thus deepening the rift between the metals and the indies.

Now I enjoy a wide range of musical genres (just the other day I listened to only De La Soul and found it really rather enjoyable, whereas the day before had been an AC/DC day), it seems funny to think how closed my mind was back then to anything that strayed from the "true path of metal"™ (not easy to make the 'horns' while typing!)  I still love guitar based rock music and the bands of my youth have been etched indelibly onto my soul and most certainly my ear drums. While I am open minded to most things, until there is reason to be otherwise, there are times when only metal will do - It is hard to explain but occasionally I just HAVE to listen to the likes of Anthrax, Motörhead, Metallica, Iron Maiden or Soundgarden. Thankfully the genre is wide and diverse and I can switch to something such as Therapy? as a bit of a break. Let's not get into a heated debate about what is and what isn't metal... I mean nowadays Def Leppard isn't what you would call extreme - let's just say I like what I like and I am always right.

The lyrics of Suicidal Tendencies "You Can't Bring Me Down" sum up that period in my life and to a degree have stayed true to this day:

First off-let's take it from the start
Straight out-can't change what's in my heart
No one-can tear my beliefs apart

Just cause you don't understand what's going on don't mean it don't make no sense
And just cause you don't like it, don't mean it ain't no good


I learned last week that none other than the great Lemmy had signed up as part of a promotion for a well known beer brand to record a slowed down version of The Ace Of Spades. At first I was aghast, but soon began to think: "Hmm, might be worth a listen".

It could all have been so very different. My parents were the of the generation that were the original teenagers. Born in the war years, they never ceased to tire of telling me that they had been there and done it all before and better. They did indeed blaze the trail for us. They had the new rock n roll, it was a pioneering time without a doubt, but as with every generation of adolescents before or since, we weren't going to listen to our parents - what could they possibly know of being young... they were... old.

My aunt and uncle were just that bit younger and while mum and dad grew up on a diet of Elvis, Buddy Holly and Eddie Cochran, they had the Beatles and the Stones, Janis and Jimmi, the Doors and the Who. (They also gave me my comedy roots - my dads contribution being The Goons, Hancock and The Navy Lark to name but a few, whereas my uncle worshiped at the church of Monty Python, but that is another story for another day)

With such a start musically I could hardly go wrong, my uncle was a big fan of Led Zeppelin and Deep Purple, a bug he passed to me. But just as I was beginning to appreciate music independently of their influences my dad seemed out of nowhere and for no apparent reason to develop a liking for Country and Western (take heart Happy Frog, you are not alone, I share your pain and torment). At the time and for a long while after I was horrified and ashamed. I later understood the logic behind it - early rock n roll and country music has much in common, and without turning this into a dissertation on musical history, let's just say I understood it, but wasn't happy about it. As age has weathered and mellowed me (surely not!?!) I have even embraced certain aspects of this genre. Johnny Cash and Willy Nelson being just two exponents who's output I respect and enjoy.

Shortly before my father's death we struck a kind of musical truce. I accepted that some Country was OK, but under no circumstances was folk music to be played within my earshot (would he thank me or call me a hypocrite for playing Cat Stevens at his funeral I wonder?). To this day and because of my Dad, one of my favourite songs is 'Always On My Mind' by Willie Nelson and I can't listen to it without shedding copious tears. Elvis' version just doesn't do it for me somehow.  

I now listen to lots of different types of music, but as with "I" of the Happy Frog collaboration, Heavy Metal in its various guises from NWOBHM to thrash to grunge and most points in between, was my first serious musical relationship. I have had flings with sundry other genres and formed lasting relationships yet more still, but I will always love my precious Metal.


Thursday 26 August 2010

Umbrella etiquette

I dread it raining.

Not for the rain in itself, which can be nice after a clammy humid day, especially in and around a heaving metropolis. It comes as a welcome relief. Not so much fun I grant you when it is coming down in stair-rods and you are soaked through to the very core.

No, the dread of which I write is brought about by umbrellas and more specifically the people (mis)using them.

I believe it is just another manifestation of the general lack of awareness and consideration for others.

I shall elucidate. As I walked along a fairly busy thoroughfare in London which I shall call the Kings Road, because that's where it was, and as it was raining, I had my umbrella up like so many others keen to remain as dry as possible.

The problem comes when you encounter another person with an umbrella headed straight towards you.

If we were motorists approaching one another along a single track one would pull into a space to let the other pass.

When I encounter a fellow umbrellaist coming the other way, I tend to either tilt mine away from them and if they are a considerate person they will do likewise and we pass without incident or further ado.

When that is not possible or practical I raise my umbrella to a sufficient height so as to allow the other person's to pass under without collision. On occasion the on-comer beats me to the maneuver and I, nodding my thanks lower mine as I pass below.

What irks me no end are those inconsiderate persons that not only fail to observe the rules of polite umbrellaship, but keep their umbrellas so low as to endanger other pedestrians thanks to them being held at eye level.

Then there are the times when umbrellas should be furled... for instance when standing beneath a bus shelter. Today I encountered someone who by my reckoning had reached a zenith of stupidity/ignorance.

Not only was the woman who is about to be subjected to my scorn and ridicule standing under a bus shelter with her umbrella fully deployed, but she was also wearing  a large yellow cagoule (of the kind favoured by tourists, hikers and riders of theme park water rides) with the hood up!!!

As I approached her, I realised that due to the proximity of the shelter roof I could not raise my brolly, not could I tilt it thanks to the wall close by. So I lowered it and partially collapsed it and proceeded through the downpour, only to have to veer suddenly to one side as the offending woman turned to look at one of the maps on the wall of the shelter, tipping back her umbrella and thrusting the rim right at my face. Why was I given such a reproachful glare when I issued a harsh "Excuse Me!!" ? The woman was so totally engrossed in her own world as to be practically unaware of her surroundings. If only people paid a little more attention when out and about then such incidents of umbrella rage need not occur.

Don't even get me started on golf umbrellas. Unless you are a golfist and have your bats on the pitch for a match when it starts raining then you have no legitimate reason for carrying said item.

Now, do I feel better for having unburdened myself into the vastness of cyberspace – partially and I suspect it will be short lived as I proceed through life with trepidation ever cautious of the next thing that will take the sine off my day.

On a lighter note – still on the subject of umbrellas – I have a splendid one. It is black, full sized, automatic and most notably has a handle resembling the hilt of a samurai sword. It is flamboyant yet practical and is responsible for a plethora of reactions and responses ranging from alarmed stares and double takes through to smiles and laughter and more enquiries as to where I got it than I can count..

available from: http://kikkerland.com/   and no doubt copyright them  ;)


It is this that makes up for not only the shitty weather we are having to endure while someone remembers what they did with summer, but also those who persist in using their umbrellas without due care and attention.

Wednesday 25 August 2010

A hypocracy I can live with


I was never going to blog...

Not for me in any way shape or form

Couldn't see the point of it.

This was of course back when Blogging was in it's infancy...

It may have something to do with the fact I didn't and still don't keep a diary – other than appointments and even then only sporadically.

What has changed I don't hear you ask?

Well as the years have crept by and blogging has become increasingly more prolific I first began to notice that increasingly more often than not when searching for something or other, at least a few of the results took me to a blog. Initially I skipped these in favour of more 'reliable' sources of information but
as we all know - or if you didn't prepare for a revelation – Wikipedia is not infallible and pretty much anyone can contribute. I therefore reasoned as have many before me that blogs are as good a place as any to find what one may
be looking for.

Then friends and acquaintances started blogging on all manner or subjects and for myriad reasons.

Facebook (to a lesser extent) and Twitter especially are as we all know, essentially mini blogs and since their rise to popularity I have come to regard blogs as the preserve of those with greater dedication - even if it is simply a dedication to reporting the minutiae of daily life.

I still maintained that' while I had acquired a long and diverse list of bookmarked blogs, the act of creating and maintaining one was not for me.

That's all very well, but that still doesn't explain what has brought about the move from a change in attitude to a decisive action.

Well for one thing there was no one thing to credit or blame for this. Change has occurred gradually and largely unnoticed even by myself.

I found myself becoming more prolific in my note making. Usually this took the form of some germ of an idea or the railing against something I considered an affront  or injustice towards my sensibilities - more than anything this served to get things off my chest.

It began to dawn on me that for all intents and purposes I was keeping a blog. The only real differences being; a) it was not published and; b) it was largely illegible to anyone but me.

So what have I got to offer the world at large?

Well, that remains to be seen – this could for all anyone, myself included, knows be my one and only post. I somehow doubt it, but the only thing I can say with any certainty is that I haven't planned anything.